Dear AOL,
I think it was so nice of you to send us that nifty plastic DVD case in the mail a few days ago. It didn’t take more than a few seconds to remove the stickers and the trash inside. I am not sure why you keep sending us stuff, when we have never been your customer, and are far outside of your customer target group, but the plastic DVD case was a winner. (I was about to write that you couldn’t pay us to use your service, but decided we are open to offers.) Anyway, thanks again.
Love, Elaine
Hahahahahaha!
Hey, though I’ve never done it, I guess those disks can be made into art–and we can, of course, use the jewel cases for our own CDs.