In the beginning was the plan
\nand then came the assumptions
\nand the assumptions were without form
\nand the plan was completely without substance
\nand darkness was on the face of the workers
\nand they spoke amongst themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinketh”<\/p>\n
and the workers went to the supervisors
\nand said, “It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof”<\/p>\n
and the supervisors went to the managers
\nand said unto them, “It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it”<\/p>\n
and the managers went to the senior managers
\nand said unto them, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength”<\/p>\n
and the senior managers went to the directors
\nand said unto them, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong”<\/p>\n
and the directors went to the vice presidents
\nand said unto them, “It promotes growth and is very powerful”<\/p>\n
and the vice presidents went to the president
\nand said unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company”<\/p>\n
and the president looked upon the plan,
\nand saw that it was good,
\nand the plan became policy.<\/p>\n
This is how shit happens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In the beginning was the plan and then came the assumptions and the assumptions were without form and the plan was completely without substance and darkness was on the face of the workers and they spoke amongst themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit and it stinketh” and the workers went to the supervisors … Continue reading A man, a plan, a canal, Panama<\/span>