What he said!

From Talking Points Memo via:

James Dobson: “If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of gambling money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Gambling – all types of gambling – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Gambling creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other gambling outlets.”

I think he has a good basic theme here, let’s try that some other ways:


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of old-age money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Old-age – all types of old-age – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Old-age creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other old-age outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of corporate money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Corporatism – all types of corporatism – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Corporatism creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other corporate outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of political money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Politics – all types of politics – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Politics creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other political outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of grass-roots money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Grass-roots – all types of grass-roots – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Grass-roots creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other grass-roots outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of pharmaceutical money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Pharmaceuticals – all types of pharmaceuticals – are driven by greed and subsist on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Pharmaceuticals creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other pharmaceutical outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of insurance money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Insurance – all types of insurance – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Insurance creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other insurance outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of conservative money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Conservativism – all types of conservativism – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Conservativism creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other conservative outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of liberal money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Liberalism – all types of liberalism – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Liberalism creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other liberal outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of capital money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Capital – all types of capital – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Capital creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other capital outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of socialist money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Socialism – all types of socialism – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Socialism creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other socialist outlets.”


“If the nation’s politicians don’t fix this national disaster, then the oceans of religious money with which Jack Abramoff tried to buy influence on Capitol Hill will only be the beginning of the corruption we’ll see. Some religious leaders want new ethics rules for Congress, but that’s only a band-aid fix. Politicians need to root out this infection. Religion – all types of religion – is driven by greed and subsists on greed. That makes it morally bankrupt from its very foundation. Religion creates addicts, breeds crime and destroys families. We need courageous office holders who will begin the process of shutting down lotteries, casinos and other religious outlets.”